I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
You can't just leave with hair like that
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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