belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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