Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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