i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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