I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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