And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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