Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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