i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Oh god it's open bar.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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