it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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