Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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