found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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