you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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