there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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