I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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