Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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