Don't EVER smell your tampon
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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