do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.