yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass