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(727): View more from Florida

He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?

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(313): View more from Michigan

So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.

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(607): View more from New York

he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.

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(410): View more from Maryland

He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.

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