Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif