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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon

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  she was in a cheetah costume

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?

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• (+86): View more from China

  Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The entire state will know me by my boobs.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt

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• (585): View more from New York

  There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  You've changed since you got that strap on

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I think he fucked my hip out of place.

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