id be glad to
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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