This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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