You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
