Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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