? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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