This girl is more easily done than said...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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