How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Randomize