Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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