Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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