I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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