Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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