Sry I called you an 8
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
