i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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