Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Randomize
