don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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