Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
