I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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