forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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