Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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