Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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