Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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there was a trapeze. enough said
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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