operation harelip BJ is a go
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Randomize