Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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