In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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