I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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