idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
