I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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