so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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