Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm really into asian looking animals
Screwed.edu
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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