with your own penis?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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