So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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