it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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