There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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