You're completely useless in the revolution.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
