Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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